

(This is the full bird cage. The sign is in the center above the chicken wire)
While in Florida in April, we were taken by my aunt and uncle to a bird sanctuary on the beach in Tampa or St. Pete, I forget which one. Largo really. Anyway, one of the poopy birdie stalls has this plaque on it and sure enough, it’s from Mary Ann to Mr. Howell! Who would have thunk it? I guess there’s real camaraderie on bad sitcoms. That white rivulet down the right hand side? Yea, that’s bird scat for all you scatologists out there. The bird place was neat. Especially the Owls. Any time you can get a good look at an Owl, take it. They are amazing animals and you just don’t see them in the wild unless you are a nature-boy AND lucky.
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Mrs. Pinetar and I want to know, is it immature for a grown man to watch an entire season of Rocky & Bullwinkle? Now I don’t watch all the Fractured Fairy Tales and the Dudley Doorights (and Snidley Whiplash) and the dog with the time machine, but I do get hooked on the serials with Rock and Bull and Peter Peachfuzz vs Boris, Natasha and Fearless Leader and Mr. Big (who floated away because he would not let go of the upsidasium) and who can forget the “light-fingered five minus two”? It puts me to sleep. It relaxes me. Is this bad? I mean, if you ask me: what’s worse, going to bed listening to Larry King or Rocky & Bullwinkle, I’m pretty sure I want the cartoon.
Larry King to Dr. Laura: “…ah, Dr. Laura, why are you and other conservatives so mean and evil?”
Larry King to Bill Clinton: “…Coke aw Pepsi, what’s yu favorite?”
–fog